64 square feet

A lot of people wonder how a person can spend 40-50 hours per week in 64 square feet of grey cubicle space that is surrounded by other blocks of similar size but containing people of VERY different size, shape, taste, smell, and temperment. An observer would say that habitants of cubes stay calm and collected thanks to the occasional chat, online shopping, and stroll to the soda machine. Well I have news for you... while that bull does keep me from "offing myself" in the break room (death by coffee stir sticks), it hardly keeps my brain from pressing against my skull in attempt to "break on through to the other side." In order to keep the coffee stir sticks out of my eye balls, I've decided to let my brain seep through this firewalled network and into the WaCkY WIde WoRLd of WhImSIcal Web!!!!!!!.... I told my brain that's where it's going, and it's really excited, so please don't ruin this for him. (Please also don't tell the network security team in the basement...or my boss....actually do tell my boss because I'm trying really hard to get laid off...that'll be another blog though.) While all of these blogs will be produced from cube land, I HOPE that I'll have more to talk about than office happenings. So, let's go cube blogging!

Let's wrap this up with name for my brain because it's 5:08 PM (I'm letting her name herself, which is probably a mistake, but here goes nothing).... It is my pleasure to introduce to you... Umtra (what?! Shit.)...The floor is yours, my dear!